All the Plants Will Die

You can't go Dennis - all the plants will die.

It was weird when Elaine Corral left after a terse announcement on her last night, but it was comforting that you weren't going anywhere.

Then Leslie and her ever-changing hairstyle abruptly left, but you remained and kept delivering the news with your smooth, ultra-professional delivery and appropriate gravitas.

And now you're going to leave us. We're bummed. We can't stand the other news broadcasts with their smarmy, insincere banter and funny names like Raj Mathai, or as we call him, Rub Mythigh.

Whatever was going on behind the scenes with Elaine and Leslie - bygones - we'd love for you to stay. 10 o'clock won't be the same without you. Farewell, Dennis.