Now Hans can tell Scott what he should have done with Laci's body while enjoying his new life as the bitch of an angry 300lb cell mate.

I admit, I was surprised. I doubted the jury would come through and convict him, but I was giddy when I heard the news this afternoon.

The radio was on where I was working and when they announced the verdict I said "Oh my god, they did it." The agent came out from the back of the house and asked "What?" I told her, not sure how giddy I should be, if at all, and then she smiled and said "That's good news." I smiled back and we went back to work.

Watch out for yer cornhole, bud.